英語演講是一項很好激發(fā)學生學習英語興趣的活動,用英語演講,能展示自己的魅力,還能鍛煉自己的口語能力。英語老師上課前不妨講一個幽默的英語演講,這樣效果會更好,下面小編提供一份中學英語一分鐘幽默演講稿大全。

A Boy with a Big Head "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."   "Where is the shopping bag?"   "I haven't got one-use your hat

大頭娃娃   一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道:“他們都取笑我,說我腦袋大。” “別聽他們的,”他母親安慰道,“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦,別哭了,去商店買十斤土豆來。”   “購物袋在哪兒?”   “沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問,“發(fā)生了什么事?” “一個男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說。 “再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。 “他走到哪里我都能認出他,”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸�太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”